"Resale"
Her
hair fell out first, leaving her eyes slick around the rims and her arms smooth
like a newborn. Before her muscles retreated from holding up her bones she
would pat the taut flesh on the back of her head and frown.
"This
isn't what they promised," her husband muttered to whoever paced the
hospital hallways. "She barely seems alive!"
When
the machines around her bed fell into a silent vigil her body was removed to
the flagship processing plant. There her carbon was cremated, hardened into diamond
and packaged for resale.
Her
husband took his receipt of purchase to the customer service counter located on
the lofty main floor.
"I
want a refund," he said, "your guarantee was for 5 years. She didn't
last half that."
"Sir,"
smiled the woman behind the desk, "we understand your disappointment. If I
give you a refund, however, you will forfeit your claim to her material. So,
let me tell you about our profit sharing program! Every time a bit of her
sells, you make money! With payments instantly transferred to your bank
account, you won't have to worry about a thing!"
"Well,"
said the man. "Yes. Yes, I suppose that sounds fine."
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